PUNS, INC.

[COBALT!]

it's a thread for lame jokes!

are u made of copper and tellurium?
cause ur CuTe

You can’t throw sodium chloride on people
It’s asalt

So Oxygen and Potassium went on a date the other day…
it went OK

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Coz you are BE-AU-TI FUL.

i’d try to tell jokes about noble gases, but they never seem to get a reaction

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed

Can we see if Fluorine and Uranium react together?
Cause I’d FU.

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[TIGER]

"hmm... the lake looks really dark and foreboding"
get it
HM
HAHAHA
FOR
BOATING
THE LAKE IS FOR BOATING

ahh..

....hh..

[COBALT!]

LOL I LAUGHED

i swear i am so stupid